6.22.2008

I Hate the Things You Like: Jim Halpert

Dont get me wrong. The Office is a very funny TV show. Michael, Dwight, Andy, Creed, Stanley, and Kevin insight riotous laughter true to the mold of Seinfeld, or Lloyd Christmas hitting Harry Dunne in the back of the legs with a cane (Dumb and Dumber...). For you more indie kiddies, picturing something Zach Braff did in Garden State.

Back to my main point. I do NOT like Jim Halpert. He carries himself in a 'I'm not cool' sort of way in which he knows very well he is better then anyone else in the aforementioned office. His smirks at the camera say 'no one else could have thought of that aside from the great JIM'. Moreover, girls who like him do so because he is 'cute', but they cannot seem to distinguish between Jim and John (Krasinski).

His pranks are no more then pedestrian office shenanigans that he may or may not have found in a book from Borders entitled Office Pranks and You. His pursuit of Pam (who I don't really care for either) has since grown old and tiresome. I find myself wishing someone would maroon them on the island from Lost, or better yet Gilligan's so I no longer will witness their torrid bore affair. I hope next season Andy looses it, hospitalizes Jim ( NBC/ER crossover episodes?) and puts him out of my misery.

Thoughts? WTF is this, the English Patient?








6.19.2008

WALE & WAYNE




Wale, the swaggerific DC rapper who doesn't talk about all the shit he has, but instead about other stuff (go figure) released a new mixtape a few weeks ago. "The Mixtape About Nothing", modeled after Seinfeld boasts tracks mixed by Nick Catchdubs. Each song is named 'The ___" like Seinfeld episodes, and features samples from the show, and Michael Richards being racist. It is a good mixtape, check out more over at Wale's blog, Elitaste.

You can catch him on the Rock The Bells tour (flyer above) in MIAMI with some real dope acts.

And as for Lil Wayne. What is new with him? I do not really know. Is he Jesus? Is he in fact Lil'? I think so on the second one. His album The Carter III is out. Look @ his myspace, its really fucking busy, just like other mainstream rappers. Maybe they can feud over that soon, whose myspace has more shit all over it. BUT BUT BUT I like these songs, so get em NOW! Help! samples The Beatles.





6.18.2008

You had me at 'Danger'


After finding Danger a few months ago, it was love at first listen. I mean, I just love this guy. He's new, exciting and well, the music speaks for itself. He has yet to disappoint!

Danger - 11h30
Danger - 00h00 (ft. Vyle)
Estelle feat. Kanye West - American Boy (Danger Remix)
We Are Scientist - Chick Lit(Danger TV Remix Edit)
BoysNoize - NeOh!Pen (Danger Remix)
Sébastien Tellier - Divine (Danger Remix) (Highly Recommended)

If this isn't enough to whet your appetite, check out his myspace* page.

* (Unless you're epileptic)

6.17.2008

Indie WTF



Alright, so 'Indie' music generally bores me, BUT, people eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and supper (a small meal that can only be had after dinner... its an english thing. look it up). Usually when I'm looking for music, I browse over indie after a quick listen. No offense, I like more upbeat stuff, and most indie makes me want to nap, and I am highly anti-nap (comments on napping?).

These two bands...groups...what have you, break the nap-inducing mold, so I felt I should expose them to you. Jupiter I found on discodust (where I generally dont get ANY music, but they hit the mark with these cats). I dont know anything about either of these bands, but they sound good.

The Kabeedies are also from Euroland, and are touring in places I am not too aware of. They sound real good, so you should invest time in listening to their jams, since I did. Plus, I think they like Mortal Kombat (werd).





6.15.2008

School's Out Forever

Treasure Fingers, who just recently signed with Fools Gold, teamed up with Kill the Noise (not to be confused with Kill to Win) for the School's Out Forever Tour.



Treasure Fingers & Kill the Noise - School's Out Forever!"


This mix is something they threw together for URB Magazine and I can't tell you how many times I've listened to it. It's 60 minutes of Cut Copy, Para One, Chromeo, Sinden, Boys Noize and the list goes on and on.

Check it out you wont regret it.

Hahahaha: http://www.myspace.com/killthenoise Damnnnnnnnnn Mami!

What A Crook(ers)!



Crookers is a duo of maniacs from Italian world. They are ugly as far as I can tell from their myspace, go there and decide for yourself. They also have tour dates, but you hipsters probably spent all your money on a trip to bonaroopalooza or a New York fling to make it to them. ANYWAY, they make some good fucking music. A style unto themselves. They are not really crooks. Or are they? I dont do research like I intended, I just post my opinions on here. Think...bible. All you need to know is...ugly people make good music (Meatloaf and Queen are my other instances).











Top Top Top Top Top, TOP BILLIN (2)







I've been sitting on this AMAZING bmore compilation from some of the best out there for about 2 months. Now that ive played the shit out of them, I think its time I give you all the hotness to bang in your convertible (hah).  Check out more and more at the TOP BILLIN MYSPACE 

I love pretty much all of these, except Sweat Gunz, but im not god, so whatever! Here is some more hipster ish for Orlando dj's to lift from my hard working blog efforts (I got this from my friend).  I highly recommend all of these, they will make you bump, shake, boink, whatever!









6.06.2008

Hands Up Pics, 6.6.08

This is Lennon, one of the coolest cats in Orlando. He's out every single Friday, and he wears awesome shit like this shirt. He also writes a very eclectic blog, so check it out at foundvinyl.net



Photos brought to you by KAPOOOW

Some music sounds GOOD, some sounds the same

Diplo is one hell of a producer. He is always on the cutting edge of the hot shit. One of these tracks he once again just is all over Daft Punk, and the other sounds very Crookers to me, but thats a good thing. New Diplo, take it.

The other tracks by The Bloody Beetroots sound the same as eachother. Maybe that is because most of their shit sounds alike. However, they sound pretty good, and if you wanna bang you head, fist, or girlfriend, these songs are perfect. take 'em.






Flight of the Conhords



I decided I am going to start writing about shit that I don't particularly like on this blog. Some people seem to just fucking ADORE Flight of the Conchords. I however, do not. There is just something about the way they go about things. 

Sure their New Zealanders accents are fancy, and they  strum on their guitars, but why should I really care? It isn't all that funny. The humor almost seems so original and abstract, that it has a feeling of non-originality. Maybe if there was only one of them, or they both died, I would find them funny, in a classic undiscovered artist sort of way. So before you go around falling in love with these South of the Equator comedians, remember I hated them first...and they probably are descendants of English prisoners (murders, thieves, ya know the like)

That was some free publicity. 


6.04.2008

Here we go again



So here is some hip(ster)-hop. These are some new tracks from the new Cool Kids cd, The Bake Sale. I have been bumping these tracks in my car. They are Cool Kids you love, but ya know...newer. They continue to make fun music with a fresh take for 2k8. Then I've got a few Kid Cudi tracks for yall. One he rhymes over the new N.E.R.D. track, the other he shows you that Cleveland swag. 

Pick these up, because you're not lame.